Wednesday, April 8, 2015

The Virgin Novelist by Megan Quinn-Made it on my Favorite List for 2015!

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The Virgin Romance Novelist


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Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015

VirginRNSynopsis: Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected… TVRNLIVEBanner


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What can I say about this book? I absolutely loved it! Laughed my ass off the page. There are very few books I have read that make me laugh out loud. This is one of those books you must read if you are lonely and depressed after reading a dreadful book. The Virgin Romance is now on my top list of the funniest books of 2015. Laughed so hard, my husband questioned my insanity!
Oh Rosie. Briar patch? I almost want to use that description now. Meat sword? That is straight up scary if that was ever used to detail a love scene.Who would think to write a romance novel when they are a virgin themselves? That would be Rosie. And her roommates, love them.
If I was there, I would be sitting next to Henry making her profile on E Harmony or Tender. And Henry as a friend and on looker at her new love life experience, was quite entertaining. He absolutely crashed one of her dates. But how long can you watch your best friend go on dates with less than great partners? You will find out.
Rosie is all over the place and enjoyed reading her awkwardness. Believable. Best date for me was Alejandro. I was silent crying laughing. Lap broccoli? Bah-ha-ha-ha! I would have done the same thing if I was her.
There is more to the story with Henry and Rosie. But you will have to read to know more. Lets just say, Henry is on my favorite book boyfriend list this year.
This book will be a reread for sure.
I rate the book a 4.7. Too funny to pass up! Seriously!

cooltext116228391983101 00 Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped. Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking. Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze! cooltext116228391918783
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