THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
If you have never seen our thousands of posts on The Virgin Romance Novelist, then you must not read our blog and facebook. We absolutely love Meghan Quinn's work. Rosie has to be my favorite. Such great characters. Oh my gahh, Henry. I couldn't imagine I could love him more. Read this book and you will know why.
Make sure you read The Virgin first. A book that makes you accidently pee yourself. Not saying I personally did this.... Anyways, Rosie is the best friend we all need. Despite what happens to her and the crazy situations she puts herself in, she will end up becoming your new book best friend. You want to give her hugs, when she is not all estrogen out. She is a rollercoaster mess in this book. Also, the party. It made me start silently laughing and crying at the same time. I could not even make a sound because my entire body was shaking with laughter.
She is personally trying to get her life up and running. Henry is doing the same and is only imaging being with her in the long run(putting it lightly, sigh). He is on my favorite list forever!
Okay, Delaney is ridiculous and hilarious. That was a massive amounts of penis she needed for her party! Loved every page of it.
I read a part where I thought "OMG, did Megan somehow mentally absorbed the most embarrassing moment of my life? My first realization that I have a little Rosie in me. The fact that this happened to her as well as I made me feel a little bit better myself. Now Rosie and I have a moment we have shared and Megan never knew about it.
At this moment, I want to live in this book. Stand next to Rosie and just be part of the story. It was a perfect follow up book. Also, did Meghan have a little of Rosie deep down inside of her? My epiphany at that moment.
I cannot go on any longer before I bore you with my personal feelings. This is all about Megan and how she will never let you down. By far the funniest writer I have ever read. She has never wrote a book that didn't have me squealing with laughter. I have a hard crush on Meghan. Boob squeezes for everyone!
I rate The Randy Romance Novelist a 4.8. Too much fun to pass up.
I love Meghan Quinn's books so I have been looking forward to this since I heard it was coming out. You do have to read The Virgin Romance Novelist before reading this one. I loved all of the characters in these books. Rosie is a spastic, crazy hot mess. I loved Henry from the beginning of the last book. He did make me angry at the end but he has made up for it in this book.
Rosie and Henry are living together and trying to start their lives. I have to give Henry credit. I would have left Rosie so many times when she was being insane. He is awesome in this book. Although he apparently needs to remember to plant his feet. Rosie is working through the growing pains of a new relationship, finally having sex and getting a cat. She is still trying to write her book and uses Henry as a Guinea pig. She is trying to plan Delaney's bachelorette party. She has a lot going on. There are several LOL moments in this book. It is another book that ,add Darra and I text each other while reading. Sir-Licks-A-Lot is back in this book and he might be my favorite.
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Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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